I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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