Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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