Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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