Where are you?
In a non slutty way
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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