just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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