So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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