I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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