And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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