The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
