Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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