Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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