great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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