the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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