There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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