Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
