Your face is a jimmy john
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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