Me too!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
only if we run a train.
done.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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I need you to use more vowels.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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