Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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