I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I need a beard to bite.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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