Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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