It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
so much tequila, so little girl.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I'm really busy with my period
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