I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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