The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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