That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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