i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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