why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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