why didn't you poke me back
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
