I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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