Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
True strength comes from lack of pants
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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