i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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