I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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