who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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