he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Randomize
