He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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