U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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