I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
