that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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