Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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