So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
