I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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