Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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