isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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