I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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