Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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