Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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