Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
