My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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