have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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