so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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