What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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