THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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