ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
either way he was missing a nipple.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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