went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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