i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
love makes seman taste better
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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