Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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