checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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