That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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